Evil Chicks: “Maybe it’s time you see [our] hidden weapon: The AssSword!”
Heroine: “You fools! Now I have no choice but to answer in kind! I, too, have an AssSword!”
Evil Chicks: “Ohhhhhhh. How embarrassing.”
That pretty much sums up RoboGeisha. As with most Japanese exploitation flicks there is gore, bad special effects, killer breast milk, and genetically altered women with swords in unlikely places. It’s definitely not a good movie and it’s probably not quite art, but RoboGeisha is silly fun.
Also, I was really drunk.